Marxists infiltrate KCLSU?

Just found a spoof article I wrote back in 2004 at the height of the "joke" about Marxists taking over the Union. Champers, the loyal Tory, had just been elected and I was at the height of my frivolity. I thought I'd cheekily republish it on the old London Student newspaper weblog that I still have rights to post on. Enjoy it while it lasts here. Only old student union hacks need click.